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our silly little stereotypically ucsb freshmen floor decided to host the ever-classy wine wednesdays, including hors d’oeuvres (featuring thinly sliced pears, brie cheese, goat cheese, and complimentary crackers), jazz music (miles davis, pink martini, micheal buble), of course shitty box Villa wine from cosco, and next time, strictly formal wear.

“shit, what do classy people talk about?”
“uhh… stocks!”
“i can’t believe the DOW JONES went down 20% last night…”
“yeah, the GDP plummeted and…”